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Aim carefully |
Sounds obvious, but keep the Peeball in your stream. The wetter you get the Peeball, the
quicker it dissolves. How can you improve your aim? How about lowering your stance. You might not look so
cool, but think about the added control.
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Don't Overindulge |
You're not going to do much damage without a drink inside you but at the same time,
if you're falling down drunk you're not going to have the control you need for a really good performance.
Peeball is a sport of subtlety and skill and isn't an activity for anyone whose reflexes are impaired. Some
of the world's best players are teetotal - as in, they totally drink tea.
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Keep on moving |
Don't let the Peeball rest. There's going to be a lot of extra liquid in the urinal (water
and deflected wee) so why not use them? The more the Peeball rolls, the more liquid it encounters and,
accordingly, the quicker it dissolves. This isn't rocket science you know.
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Stop'n'Go. |
Remember, you don't have to keep up a steady stream of urine in Power Peeball so use that rule
to your advantage. Take the pressure off with an initial blast, allow the liquid in the urinal to work
its magic and then squirt away what's left. Tricky, but an essential skill every Peeballer has to learn
sooner or later.
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Drink! |
You're not going to do much damage without some sort of arsenal waiting to be fired but don't
expect miracles without practice. Remember though, if your body is telling you to pee, pee! Holding
it in to the point of pain is a pretty stupid thing to do. And potentially it's extremely messy too.
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Power is nothing without control |
The game's not about weeing. It's about wee control. Unless you're a
professional, don't try to blast the ball out of the bowl in the first ten seconds. Make sure you have
enough fuel in the tank to finish it off once you've made the initial breakthrough through the surface.
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Don't Panic |
At first it might appear that nothing's happening. Show some patience! Once you've broken
through the surface (15-20 seconds for most players) dig into the ball's insides and try to break it
into several pieces. After that, it's a simple matter of sending the rubble down the drain.
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Enjoy! |
There's no finer sound than a Power Peeball fizzing itself out of existence under a torrent of
well-directed urine. You are the master blaster. Well played sir!
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