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World Of Peeball |
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Welcome to the ever-expanding World of Peeball. Here you can check out the rules of the game, pick up tips to
improve your performance, find answers to your questions, learn about the stars of
the game and see the myriad of styles and stands that make Peeball the great game it is.
Power Peeball is the game that's changing the way millions of men go to the toilet. Unwrap,
drop into the playing surface and let rip. A seemingly simple game; destroy the
biodegradable ball in the shortest time possible - you'll learn it in seconds and then
take years to master its infinitesimal complexities.
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- Unwrap the Power Peeball and place it carefully in a urinal (single and
trough urinals are both acceptable playing areas, although for league and
competitive matches the urinals must meet the individual rules and
regulations of the relevant local governing bodies).
- Take aim and once urination has commenced, start the clock. This is 'The
Stand'. In Power Peeball, the stand does not have to consist of a single,
non-stop stream of urine - although the competitor is not allowed to move
away from the urinal.
- Aiming the stream at the Peeball, try to destroy it in the shortest
possible time. Once all the residual fragments have been dispatched down the
urinal drain, stop the clock (In championship games, points are awarded for
style, technical merit and artistic interpretation. At all levels of
competition, the use of penile siphons or any other artificial urinary aids
is strictly forbidden).
- Any leakage away from the stand results in instant disqualification. Holding it
in to the point of pain is stupid. Remember, Peeball is about skill and control,
not producing huge volumes of urine.
- If a player finds a semi-dissolved ball in a urinal, it is every peeballer's solemn duty to
destroy any remnants before play recommences with a new ball. Please respect and uphold Peeball
tradition at all times.
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