News Shoesplasher Dominance Turns Grand Peex Season into Farce The Peeball Grand Peex season descended into further farce this weekend when six-times champion Michael Shoesplasher claimed his ninth victory in ten competitions. The French Grand Prix, held in the pristine outdoor pissoirs of Manky-Corks, turned into the familiar flaccid procession once Shoesplasher unleashed his powerful member on proceedings, with the most interesting tactical exchanges taking place away from the urinal. Shoesplasher’s dominance has cast what was once the crown jewel of international Peeball into another downward spiral. Rule changes to allegedly make Grand Peex more entertaining have done little to woo the fans while the highly anticipated challenge from promising Peeballers like Ruebens Ballsareyello, David Toolhard, Olivier Penis, Wang Pablo Montoya and Jensen Bumson has simply never materialised. The Chairman of the Grand Peex Organisation, Bernie Ecclescake, was unavailable for comment, having fallen into a tedium-induced coma during Shoesplasher’s second stand.