News Bog Idol Sparks Peeball Mania The search has once again begun for the UK’s Bog Idol. The IPF-sponsored initiative will see coaches and experts like Sharon Hosebourne,Spewy Walsh and Simon Bowell trawling the toilets of Britain in the search to discover and nurture young and raw Peeball talent. This is the second edition of Bog Idol. The first version sparked nationwide frenzy as the quest for the title eventually boiled down to a battle between two distinctive competitors – the mild charisma of Steve Brookesweed and team Pee 4. Both have since had great success at the British urinal, but remain unproven at the International level. This year’s Bog Idol differs from its predecessor by concentrating on Team Peeball and the IPF experts have set out searching for groups of young men confident and talented enough to play with each other at the very highest level. Early prospects for glory include the promising troupes Busting, One True Slash, New Kids on the Bog and the widely hated Pistlife. Many Peeball aficionados claim that the real stars of Bog Idol are the frequently vicious comments of judge Simon Bowell. Famed for his high trousered Peeball stance, Bowell’s barbed remarks to substandard Peeball hopefuls have entered into the game’s folklore, most notably the legendary, “Go home, make an appointment with your doctor and ask for a colostomy bag. You’re a disgrace to the game. You cannot play Peeball. You must not play ever again”.