News ARE YOU THE MASTER BLASTER? Can you destroy a Power Peeball in a single stand? If so, you could win a trip for two to compete at the World Peeball Championships in Hong Kong! The IPF is organising the inaugural UK Peeball Championships, scheduled to take place in London early next year, and we’re looking for contestants. As you know, it’s not easy to destroy a Peeball in a single stand. It takes a certain high calibre athlete, one born with innate gifts and a steadfast work ethic, to master the noble art of Peeball. If you’re one of those men (or if you know one) we want to hear from you. We’re expecting widespread media coverage for this event so please be prepared to make a successful stand before an expectant audience. As befits a gentleman's game, you won't be required to expose yourself in public but naturally, pee-shyness WILL be frowned upon. Don't worry though, all IPF-approved competitions will be conducted in the best possible taste. If you want to carve your name into history and become the first ever UK Peeball Champion please call the Master Blaster hotline on 0870 460 5038 or e-mail the IPF at info@peeball.com with your name, address, email and phone number and we’ll get in touch to arrange for a pre-tournament trial. Head your message with the title ‘I AM THE MASTER BLASTER’. Please note, if you do not want to be recognised by your given name, aliases are more than acceptable. The IPF has already received successful applications from Manchester (The Salford Slasher), Glasgow (Robert the Loose) and Essex (David 'Six Pint' Wright). The eventually winner will automatically qualify as the UK representative for the IPF World Championships (which includes a holiday for you and a friend) in Hong Kong next year. Don’t miss this once in a lifetime opportunity to urinate against the World’s Best.