News Boy, 6, Destined for Peeball Immortality Scott LePott looks and acts like any other primary school pupil. His favourite footballer is David Beckham, his favourite band is S Club and his favourite dinosaur is Stegosaurus. Pretty normal so far, but Scott is no normal child. His teacher at Florence Nightingale Primary School in Bootle, Miss Rebecca Doolittle, explains how she made a most remarkable discovery. "I've been teaching five and six year olds for about four years and one thing they all do is put their hands up, at least once a week, to ask to go to the toilet. After about three months into the term I noticed that Scott never put his hand up. One day, just before the bell for the end of the day rang, I mentioned it to him. "Don't you need to go to the toilet?" I asked. "'No Miss'" he replied, 'I went yesterday'. "Of course, I'd never heard of a child not weeing all day, so I immediately sent him off to see the Matron. She examined him and found nothing wrong, but when she asked for a sample he actually cracked the bottle with the force of his stream". Rumours about young Scott's urinary prowess soon spread from the staff room to the playground to the local press. That's where it came to the attention of Peeballer legend and current England youth development coach, Howard 'The Tinkler' Winkler. "Once I heard about this lad's potential I got on the phone to track him down. Two hours later I was belting up the M6 as fast as I could drive. When I saw what a small lad he was, I thought someone had been pulling my pecker. But we drove to McDonalds to find a child's urinal and I popped a Power Peeball in it. Scott had never seen a Peeball before but he'd had a couple of Coke's and once I explained what he had to do he seemed keen enough. "The next thing I know, he's flushing the last remnants of the ball down the drain. I look at my watch, it's barely ticked past 33 seconds". With such great potential, LePott is already being lined up as a future champion. "For his age," continues Winkler, "He's the greatest peeballer I've ever seen. He's only six years old but already he's weeing at a 15 year old level. If we can nurture this innate gift, there's no reason why he can't be a world champion by the time he's 20". Scott remained tight-lipped on his chances leaving reporters with the enigmatic message, "Mu-um, Sally's farted. She smells of poo. Can I have some more chips? Please?"