Peeballs are biodegradable compacted-powder balls that are fantastic to wee on.
Every man who has ever used a urinal is already familiar with the basic skills of the game,
having played it, unofficially, with disinfectant cubes or discarded cigarette butts as
targets.
The genius of the sport of Peeball stems from this essential simplicity and the fact that
all a player needs is a Peeball (enclosed), a urinal and the need to wee. Firstly, the
gentleman removes the Peeball from its protective wrapping and places it carefully in a urinal
(single and trough urinals are both acceptable playing surfaces).He then takes aim and relieves
himself on the Peeball...and attempts to destroy it in the shortest possible time.
Sounds simple? Most novice players utterly fail to destroy their ball in one stand. Compare
with the world record of complete destruction in under five seconds and you begin to understand
that Peeball is a remarkable game full of hidden subtlety and skill.
The chemical make-up of Peeballs means that they slowly dissolve when exposed to liquid. So
with this is mind, what tactic should you employ? Do you attempt to blast it to pieces with
a concentrated full-on assault, roll it into the wetter playing surfaces or control and even
stop and start your flow to ensure greater break-up over a longer time period? There is no
'correct' answer. Tactics are in the individual player's hands. Literally.
Peeball is a Sweetapple idea created for The Prostate Cancer Charity to raise public awareness
regarding the symptoms of prostate cancer and men's health issues, just as The Pink Ribbon
campaign has done so successfully for women and breast cancer awareness. It provides a
unique platform from which to educate men and women regarding the often-avoided issues
surrounding prostate cancer and, more importantly, the symptoms of the disease that affects
1 in 13 men in the UK.
John Neate, The Prostate Cancer Charity's Chief Executive explained:
"As soon as we heard about Peeball, we knew that we wanted to be involved.
I can't think of a better way to raise funds and at the same time get over our serious health
messages in a meaningful and engaging way".
To play Peeball once is to be hooked for life. For £1 per ball, at least 30p of which goes
straight to The Prostate Cancer Charity, Peeball is an astonishingly economic sport for
young and old alike. Indeed, the next generation of Michael Owens, Stephen Hendrys and Martin
Johnsons will soon be sharpening their skills at a urinal near you.
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